Did you hear about the Squib who won a million Galleons and asked for it all in small change? He was completely knuts.
On the set of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part two:
- "So, we've got a bigger budget this time around, and I was thinking we could use it to do Fred's death-"
- "No. Make the Death Eaters dissolve when they die instead."
- "And the Pensive flies now."
- "But sir, Teddy Lupin-"
- "He doesn't exist."
Your parents force you to join the rest of the Death Eaters, in front of everyone.
Then you’re forced to hug Voldemort, in front of everyone.
Then you’re forced to hold your mummy’s hand…in front of everyone.